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Inheritance

“Son, everything the light touches is our kingdom. One day, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.”

“I dunno, there’s an awful lot of shadowy places.”

“Maybe you should shut your ungrateful mouth.”

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“Cobra Commander, I have heard that knowing is half the battle.”

“Goooo, Joe! Uh, sorry, Vader. Those G.I. Joes just have such catchy marketing phrases.”

“That’s because their television program is basically one long toy commercial.”

“Says the guys who’s had 327 different action figures.”

“Don’t make me force choke you.”

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“Whoo hoo, McBurger Boy! It’ll take you a year to run me down in that thing.”

And Ronald thought, “It’ll take me that long to come up with the punchline. Totally worth it.”

Click for Round 1!

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Batman always felt that old gothic structures best suited the mythos of his character. A two-story parking garage was not one of them.

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In the seventeenth century, marshmallows were worth their weight in gold. “Pirate megaphone duels”, as scholars have dubbed them, involved shouting at each other through conical tubes until one man surrendered his claim. European gentlemen considered this feat of strength the noblest of the manly arts.

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The two alien spacemen were pleased to see the Earthlings assuming the position. They knew the drill.

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Luna Lovegood, a Weeping Angel, and Daenerys Targaryen ensure the work gets done at Thomson Reuters.

Dad’s Note: OK, OK. Obviously, this wasn’t Ben’s doing. He didn’t visit my office and place three Funko characters on my shelf. I admit it! I brought in three writing muses because I work on my book over lunch. And they’re only half of the POP! characters I display.

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Having donned his favorite yellow hat, the Head Executioner exits the castle to inspect his backlog. It was going to be a busy day.

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Ben helped me make Chinese noodles tonight.

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The strain of waiting for the Colander King was getting to the Batman, but he’d soon sift through his problems.

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