“Son, everything the light touches is our kingdom. One day, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.”
“I dunno, there’s an awful lot of shadowy places.”
“Maybe you should shut your ungrateful mouth.”
Posted in Disney, famous movie line, Lion King, Movies, tagged Comedy, Disney, Fisher-Price, Humor, Lion King, Little People, movies, Toys on October 27, 2017| Leave a Comment »
“Son, everything the light touches is our kingdom. One day, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.”
“I dunno, there’s an awful lot of shadowy places.”
“Maybe you should shut your ungrateful mouth.”
Posted in cross-over, G. I. Joe, Star Wars, tagged Cobra Commander, Comedy, Darth Vader, Humor, movies, Star Wars, television, Toys on October 26, 2017| Leave a Comment »
“Cobra Commander, I have heard that knowing is half the battle.”
“Goooo, Joe! Uh, sorry, Vader. Those G.I. Joes just have such catchy marketing phrases.”
“That’s because their television program is basically one long toy commercial.”
“Says the guys who’s had 327 different action figures.”
“Don’t make me force choke you.”
Posted in Comic books, cross-over, tagged Comedy, comic book, DC Comics, Fisher-Price, Humor, Joker, Little People, McDonald's, Ronald McDonald, Toys on October 25, 2017| Leave a Comment »
“Whoo hoo, McBurger Boy! It’ll take you a year to run me down in that thing.”
And Ronald thought, “It’ll take me that long to come up with the punchline. Totally worth it.”
Click for Round 1!
Posted in Comic books, cross-over, tagged Batman, Comedy, comic book, DC Comics, Fisher-Price, Humor, Imaginext, Little People, movies, television, Toys on October 24, 2017| Leave a Comment »
Batman always felt that old gothic structures best suited the mythos of his character. A two-story parking garage was not one of them.
Posted in Ben the Creator, cross-over, tagged Comedy, Humor, pirates, Playmobil, Toys on October 23, 2017| Leave a Comment »
In the seventeenth century, marshmallows were worth their weight in gold. “Pirate megaphone duels”, as scholars have dubbed them, involved shouting at each other through conical tubes until one man surrendered his claim. European gentlemen considered this feat of strength the noblest of the manly arts.
Posted in alien, cross-over, Owie, tagged Comedy, Fisher-Price, Humor, Little People, Toys on October 22, 2017| Leave a Comment »
The two alien spacemen were pleased to see the Earthlings assuming the position. They knew the drill.
Posted in cross-over, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Mike plays with toys, Movies, television, tagged Comedy, Daenerys Targaryen, Funko POP!, Humor, Luna Lovegood, television, Toys, Weeping Angels on October 21, 2017| Leave a Comment »
Luna Lovegood, a Weeping Angel, and Daenerys Targaryen ensure the work gets done at Thomson Reuters.
Dad’s Note: OK, OK. Obviously, this wasn’t Ben’s doing. He didn’t visit my office and place three Funko characters on my shelf. I admit it! I brought in three writing muses because I work on my book over lunch. And they’re only half of the POP! characters I display.
Posted in cross-over, Mike amuses himself, tagged Comedy, Fisher-Price, Humor, Little People, Toys on October 20, 2017| Leave a Comment »
Having donned his favorite yellow hat, the Head Executioner exits the castle to inspect his backlog. It was going to be a busy day.
Posted in horrible pun, Mike amuses himself, tagged Comedy, Fisher-Price, Humor, Little People, Toys on October 19, 2017| Leave a Comment »
Posted in Comic books, horrible pun, tagged Batman, Comedy, comic book, DC Comics, Fisher-Price, Humor, Little People, Toys on October 18, 2017| Leave a Comment »
The strain of waiting for the Colander King was getting to the Batman, but he’d soon sift through his problems.
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