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Illegitimate Little People 2

Posted in bemused giraffe, dating, inter-species love, unfortunate zebra, Valentines Day, tagged , , , , on February 14, 2012| Leave a Comment »


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"You're sure she's mine?"

Click Me >> Illegitimate Little People 1

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Taller Little People

Posted in bemused giraffe, Ben the Creator, tagged , , , on February 10, 2012| Leave a Comment »


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The zookeeper is going to have a heck of a time getting that giraffe out of the tree.

DAD’S NOTE: This was one of those posts for which it took me a looooong time to get a title I liked. And I wrote this note before I found that title, knowing that eventually it would come to me. Hopefully, it does…er, did.

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Judge Little People by their size, do you?

Posted in bemused giraffe, cross-over, Movies, Star Wars, tagged , , , , , on January 24, 2012| Leave a Comment »


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“He said something like ‘Size matters not.'”

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Little People switcheroo on Christmas Eve

Posted in bemused giraffe, betrayal, Christmas, curious camel, Mike plays with toys, tagged , , , , , on December 11, 2011| 1 Comment »


This one is mine. 🙂

"What do you mean, ' You didn't think I'd notice'? One of them's a giraffe, for crying out loud."

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Little People only think they know the right lyrics

Posted in bemused giraffe, Christmas, famous music lyric, mondegreen, Music, Uncategorized, tagged , , , , , , on December 3, 2011| 1 Comment »


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"Now I know why they call you good king Winces Lots."

DAD’S NOTE: Let the Christmas posts begin!

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The 500th Little People Adventure

Posted in bemused giraffe, Ben the Creator, Biblical, chunky hippo, confused hedgehog, lost King, sad rhino, shrubbery selling kangaroo, The Lord, tiger blood, unfortunate zebra, tagged , , , , on November 6, 2011| Leave a Comment »


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"...and the Lord God did look down upon his Little People and think that they were good. Except rhino. He had to go."

DAD’S NOTE: Thank you to the 7,500+ visitors who have taken an adventure with Ben and his Little People!

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Little People swear it was in self-defense

Posted in bemused giraffe, betrayal, famous music lyric, Music, tattletales, tagged , , , , , , on November 5, 2011| Leave a Comment »


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"Yes, yes, I shot the sheriff. But Giraffe shot the deputy. Look at him! Have you ever seen a more guilty face?"

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Doomed Little People outings

Posted in bemused giraffe, tagged , , on October 10, 2011| Leave a Comment »


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Sally is about to visit a minimum-confinement zoo, the first of its kind. And after her visit to the lions, the last of its kind.

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Vertically-challenged Little People

Posted in bemused giraffe, Uncategorized, tagged , , on September 30, 2011| Leave a Comment »


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“Well, we can’t all be ten feet tall, giraffe.”

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Little People in Fargo, Pt II

Posted in bemused giraffe, famous movie line, Fargo, Movies, naughty words, tagged , , , , , on August 25, 2011| Leave a Comment »


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“So Panda angrily says, ‘Oh I get it, so you think I’m some kinda crazy jerk for askin’,’ only he doesn’t use the word ‘jerk’. And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now. So I don’t say nothin’ and he says, ‘What do ya think about that?’ So I says, ‘Well, that don’t sound like too good a deal for him, then.’”

DAD’S NOTE: I heard panda’s a little guy. Kinda funny lookin, in a general kinda way.

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