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"They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink."

“They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink.”

“They don’t exist when they are being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice, it’s a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn into stone. ”

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DAD’S NOTE: Four days till the season premiere!

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“Must be a king. Hasn’t got shit all over ‘im.”

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“Fetchez la vache!”

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"Run awaaay!"

The French counter-attack was intense, containing quite a menagerie of animals not generally seen in England.

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“You dolt! He specifically requested a rectangular table, not a round one. Well, he’ll never know the difference. Arthur is terrible at geometry.”

DAD’S NOTE: That table is causing Lancelot a bunch of trouble: Little People on the Round Table

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“And I’m not old, I’m 37.”

“Well, I can’t just call you ‘man’.”

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“Jeeeeeeezus Chriiiiiiiiist!”

“That rabbit’s dynamite!” 

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“Yes, I will concede it is the colour blue, but I believe I specifically asked for it to be a blue police call box.”

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